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Better than Jesus

by AskForBob

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Here we go, we're going nowhere fast and kicking no solo's, no double bass or finger picking let's drink booze 'till someone pukes and we all get sick and still some pricks will ask why, oh why oh why, oh why, oh why? Because we're doomed yeah we're doomed because we're doomed in free will we trust We're doomed! Not to slow, those glaciers won't stop melting dammit! party fast, 'cause shit draws near and soon we're in it only punk can give you three great songs in a single minute still you're asking me why, oh why oh why, oh why, oh why? The reasons that they give us for the shit we see today are pretty much first grade baloney it's hard enough to find, a single drive in life so what if ours lacks subtlety, common sense and dignity it's the only thing left keeping us alive because we're doomed, doomed doomed, doomed! doomed, doomed, doomed, doomed! doom doom doom doom doom!
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I spoke with god at the carnival of metaphors to shed some light on the destruction we're headed for he shuffled the cards and my heart sank as the fictional cunt had drawn me a blank. Ran to the news stand for a paper to see if they'd explain to me War, plague, famine, death and fake morality they feigned to indulge but the whole thing stank their only intent was to draw me a blank Draw me a blank, draw me a blank. Draw me a blank it did not explain what I see, what I hear, what I'm feeling the best they could do was draw me a blank. I fell in love with the conspiracy scene felt closer to the truth than I was sure I'd ever been but their words were wine and that's why I drank when push came to shove they'd only draw you a blank.
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Scrape out the metal and sift out the seas level the forest and scour for weeds gather it all in a delicious heap and then fuck what you can fuck and eat what you can eat you're an animal, domitable and through it all insatiable transmogrify entropic land into a form that you can understand in all of civilization is this all that we've ever done? Let's build a tower to store all our crap make it a square so it fits in our heads this world ain't getting better we all feel like shit but at least it will be over when we've eaten all of it I'm not making a statement here just expressing another fear what's economic growth my friend when all of it comes out the other end? We did better than dollphins We did better than whales we did better than monkeys and we did better than gales and we did better than rodents and we did better than bats we did better than canines and we did better than Ted We did better than spiders better than tapeworms better than any and all insects, in fact better than any that came before us better than a fucking tyrannosaurus better than marsupials senior and juveniles all of the bacteria from the cafeteria even better than the mighty amoeba the mighty amoeba...
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So I hear you're in marketing a commercial mind, the saddest thing just spending all, just spending all your time you think you're making money all you do is take it from me spending all, just spending all your time wasting mine. Marketing guy, wast of time walking lie, walking lie you've got a severly distorted mind. wasted mind I imply your design is only holding back all of mankind The truth is your competitor or a luxury you can't afford just spending all, just spending all your time You think you are the norm but you're a parasite in its purest form just spending all, just spending all your time wasting mine.
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Zombies 02:08
It's so obscene now I'm feeling shame so fucking lame these walking corpses they're fully tame and they're always the same they're looking for a brain I'd say shoot 'em in the head now shoot 'em in the brains shoot 'em in the head now shoot 'em in the brains shoot 'em in the head now shoot 'em in the brains shoot 'em in the head now... ...Brains! They're in the theatre and at the shopping mall there's no help to call on sundays they dress up converge to drink blood from the cup and celebrate the fall and empty out your skull all they ever want is a brain must be why they seem so insane so won't someone just get them a brain? won't someone just get them a brain? won't someone just get them? I'd tell these zombies you're out of time leave life behind you've got your problems and I got mine but they're of the same kind we're both after my mind
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More persistent than the fact that every living thing must act and eat and breed and throb and draw its breath Is what I will now defend everything on earth must end and nothing's quite as vital as our death Some things have to die for others to survive it does not seem wise or benign but some things have to die To the microscopic race the ocean was a hostile place but death would mould its form until it fit From the sea to the land and into the trees back on land into homes and onto the seas without death our life would not exist Look outside there's billions of 'em heading straight towards their coffin desperately clinging on to life but it's allready a fucking crowd hot long do you think untill it all breaks down if every single cunt is to survive?
7.
No Way Up 03:49
Juvenile delinquents roam the street at night skyscraper wall clogging up my sight and most of us will die all alone staring at the telephone life's a sham, society is a scam we're a million miles away from bethlehem Sit and pray, get drunk on wine but at least in heaven all will be fine But who the hell are you of the safest richest tribe to be unhappy with your life? there's no way up, there's no way up it's all in your head this is the best we'll ever get on a suffering planet You're as miserable as hell and you're the saddest sod I've seen you wish to leave the earth to find the planet of your dreams but modern technology cannot do what'd find that paradise for you so you wait around ignoring your world reached it's final days a whole planet that's suffering yet you dare to complain Because if scientists succeed in time at least you can leave all this shit behind But who the hell are you of the safest richest tribe to be unhappy with your life? there's no way up, there's no way up it's all in your head this is the best we'll ever get on a suffering planet
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Piracy 01:40
If I could have a little bit of fun without handing my money to someone like you boohoohoo, that's exactly what I'll do 'Cuz I'm a stranger and I'm faceless and on the world wide web quite tasteless There's music and porn, more than any other store and lot's of other junk that I would never pay for But if I could have a little bit of fun without handing my money to someone like you boohoohoo, that's exactly what I'll do There's no authority or nation to the governments frustration it's a borderless town where copyrights drown we're ripping everything that's not nailed down 'Cuz if I could have a little bit of fun without handing my money to someone like you boohoohoo, that's exactly what I'll do and there will be no money through and if you still don't have a clue I'm not a criminal or fool I'm just the same as you
9.
Hi-Tops 03:14
A good shoe aspires to the top of course it's built from the ground up and that is why all my shoes have soul but still that cannot be enough in environments so rough and stinging winds that eat the ankle whole Hi-tops, they got nothing on you I'm wearing hi-tops, it's the superior shoe I'm wearing hi-tops, wearing hi-tops getting high I'm sure that in 1882 ankles were thought of as taboo but I'm not to sure because I don't remember long but it would if indeed correct make for an interesting fact whatever all these cunts won't know I'm wrong I'll tell you with all these tops I've burned there must be lesson to be learned but I'll be fucked if I can think of even one apathy is a disease escape not equal to release but when I learn to tie my shoes I'm sure to run.
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My expectations exceeded no bounds with the lack of common sense that's going around but when the two towers fell starting fires for ourselves seemed like giving water to the drowned Fighting fire with fire, we've wasted our turn Fire with fire, though it's none of our concern and in the end even the president will learn given time, given time to burn It's not a single madman's sick cabaret the greater crowd will allways wanna fight some other day they're begging for war, well here comes some more wasting our chances away Of all the dumb things human beings do fighting fire with fire comes in at number 2 because the greatest flaw achieved by modern man is to make the same mistake again, again and again

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AskForBob's third and so far most brutal release.

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released December 3, 2011

Songs by Dylan G.J. Horsman
Music by AskForBob

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AskForBob Haarlem, Netherlands

From the drizzly dutch marshlands of northern europe, this five-piece punk-rock ensemble spews their tales of the horrid past, the unfair present and the frightening future. Power chords played bloody-fingers fast accompanied by melodic sneers make their sound any skate-punk's wet dream or a street-punk's guilty pleasure. ... more

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